A metaphor so awesome I could not even wait to put a story around it.

... and when he winked at her she felt her heart make a drunken stumble out of the doors of her chest to the car parked on her sleeve. She could already tell he was a bad idea, but she was way too inebriated to care...

But honestly, that just amused the shit out of me, and it has absolutely no context. It was kinda like a rabid plot bunny, only it was a rabid Purple Prose ^_^

And it's never, ever going in anything I ever write.